It's Wednesday night my woman's out

 

Once again I'm home alone

 

Lately every Wednesday night

She's late getting home

 

She phones from work at quittin' time

 

Says the boss asked her to stay

 

She said she's makin' double time

 

But I suspect foul play

 

I suspect foul play

 

This makes five straight Wednesday nights

 

And that's no coincidence

 

Sitting here and thinking back

It all starts making sense

 

Her old boss quit two months ago

 

She came home all smiles that day

 

Said they hired a younger man

But I suspect foul play

 

Said I suspect foul play

 

Oh I suspect foul play

 

Something in her voice

 

Alerted my suspicious heart

 

I've heard that warning sign before

 

Just before love fell apart

 

This is my last Wednesday night

 

Waitin' like a fool

 

I won't stand for another man

 

No no no that's my hard-fast rule

 

She'd better have some kind of evidence

 

Of all this extra pay

 

She'd better have some cold hard facts

'Cause I suspect foul play

 

Said I suspect foul play

 

Oh I suspect foul play

 

Yeah yeah foul play

 

Something's going on wrong